GOLF quotations:
~ “Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown
~ “Keep your head down, no peekie.”
~”It’s easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenthcentury Presbyterian minister’s fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification. ~Bruce McCall
~ “Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead
~ “If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson
~ ”They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ~Gardner Dickinson
~ ”I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~Will Rogers
~ “Go play golf, it’s fun.” ~Christopher