Quotes Of The Week Christmas
Quotations about Christmas:
“Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.” — Bryan White
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” — George Carlin
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” — Dave Barry
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” — Johnny Carson
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” — Gary Allan
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” — Bernard Manning
“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.” — Doug Coupland
“There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.” — Robert Lynd
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Posted by daryl
on Dec 23 2011. Filed under Quotes of the week.
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